Funny New Job Wishes Messages And Pictures: This is arguably the most obvious theme to include in a new job congratulation greeting, and there are numerous ways to express it. We like to pair a basic congratulation with a joke or some good comments about the receiver of the card, such as this: Wish them good luck and wish for their new office people to get convinced that they are incompetent. Hope your close ones can convince his/her, office people, that they are way smarter than they look. Keep the pun alive and congratulate them. See more ideas about good luck on your new job, funny quotes, funny words, congratulation messages.
Funny New Job Wishes
#1. Congrats on the new job. Good luck with waking up early in the morning and going to bed with all the tension.
#2. The best thing about having an employed friend is you don’t have to worry about the restaurant bills. Having a new job is having some responsibilities too!
#3. May your office does not get bored with you in the first week. Amen. Best wishes for your office. Ace it.
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#4. Congratulations on getting the opportunity to start with a new slate. Don’t mess up. Best of luck with the job.
#5. I’m feeling pity for the guy who hired you. He must be plain stupid or blind to choose someone like you to hire for the job. But congratulations anyway!
#6. It is proved once again that you don’t always need a brain to get a job. A horse may win you a race but a donkey is more preferable for carrying your loads!
#7. Sometimes deserving people get a bad job. And sometimes a stupid person finds a great job. But who cares when the stupid person is your friend. Congratulations!
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#9. Say goodbye to all your student discounts and say hello to your college debts! Welcome to the real world! It sucks, but it is exciting and fun. You will enjoy it. Congratulations!
#10. Best wishes for your new job and new responsibilities. I hope you won’t disappear behind the files. Good luck, friend.
#11. Now that you have a job, can you pay your own bills now? Kidding. Congratulations, and I am so happy about you my dear friend!
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#12. You are driven by passion, passion drives success, do well. Best of luck!
#13. The road is tough. But the driver is tougher. Good luck!
#14. Your faith will lead you to your success. Good luck!
#15. Luck is what happens to you when fate gets tired of waiting. Good luck!
#16. The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act.
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#18. Don’t let your new job be a new excuse for not visiting me. Congratulations.
#19. Dear, so proud of your new journey. I have a big list ready already, which you will buy me with your first paycheck! So excited for you, love.
#20. Hoping you won’t make me jealous of your work and act like it is your mistress. Best of luck with your new job. Love you tons.
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#21. Congratulations! I wish you the best of luck in your new position. It’s the ideal match for you. Have fun with your new job!
#22. May your new employment is fascinating and enjoyable, and may you complete all of your tasks. May you have a lot of success and become the best employee in the company. Best wishes, sweetie.
#23. I’m delighted you made the decision you did. Your new job will allow you to express your genuine “self.” Dude, best of luck.
#24. Congratulations! You’ve finally landed your ideal job. I wish you the best of luck!
#25. This is an ideal moment for you to do the task that you enjoy. Any adjustments are advantageous. Best of luck to you.
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#27. Congratulations on your new job! It is time to party! Shall I call everyone? Kidding. Congratulations on this new chapter of your life.
#28. Who would have thought that that boy who knows nothing but scroll his news feed is now an associate? Just kidding bro! Congratulations on your new job!
#29. A job is a contract in which an employer promises to pay and the employee promises to do what it takes to get paid. Good luck with your promises.
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#30. I wish you the best of luck in your new career, and I am confident that you will. Good luck, my sweetheart!
#31. Congratulations on your new job, baby! You’ve always wanted to be in this position, and now you’ve got it! I wish you the best of luck on your journey ahead!
#32. I’d like to wish you luck in your new position. I am aware of your professionalism. Your coworkers will be overjoyed.
#33. I am extremely proud of you. You have shown great courage by deciding to change careers. A great deal of success!
#34. Opportunities sometimes come to individuals who are in the right location at the right moment.
#35. True success, on the other hand, comes only to those who persevere.
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#37. Best wishes for your new role, Brother! I hope you have a lot of fun and success with this work. May your perseverance pay off!
#38. Dear son, your sincere accomplishments have always made us proud, and your new position is no exception! I wish you the best of luck in your future employment and career!
#39. Best of luck in your new position! May this endeavor be fruitful for you!
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#40. Best wishes for your new position! Your perseverance will undoubtedly pay off handsomely!
#41. Congratulations! May God grant you the strength to adapt to your new workplace. I believe you’ll be an excellent fit for the job.
#42. Good luck with your new venture, our daughter! May this position lead to many more opportunities for you in the future! We are so proud of you!
#43. Accept all of life’s new patterns, and may you triumph over fear in your new beginning. Best wishes for your new position.
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#45. Getting a new job is an accomplishment in and of itself, so congrats, my friend! I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors!
#46. I’ve seen you have huge aspirations since I was a kid, and now I get to see you make them all come true by landing this position first. Congratulations, pal!
#47. Hello there, warrior! I don’t need to wish you ‘Good Luck,’ since I know you’re a hard worker with a strong desire to achieve your goals. Well done, and you always make me proud.
#48. You asked for it, and now you have it. However, I am aware of how hard you have worked to achieve it. You are absolutely deserving of everything. Congratulations on your new job, pal.
#49. Congratulations on your new job, my best friend! You possess all of the necessary attributes for success, and I am confident that you will achieve great things in this new chapter of your life.
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#51. Congratulations on getting a new job! Finally, you can afford to buy me a phone without having to sell your kidneys.
#52. Wishing you the best of luck!
#53. Best Regards for Your First Job
#54. You’ll have a hard time finding employees who are as amazing as we are. We’ll miss you, but we’re thrilled about your continued success. Congratulations!
#55. Do you have a new job? It’s no problem. You’ve made such a smooth transition into so many new roles, and I can’t wait to see what you’ll do next!
#56. Congratulations on your first job; it marks the beginning of a new chapter in your life. Take advantage of this opportunity with all the success you can muster. Best regards.
#57. With confidence, embrace all of the new difficulties and changes that this first job will throw at you. We have faith in you. Congratulations and well done.
#58. Those jobs… We’ve all struggled to get recruited for a job; you think you’re not good enough, you think you don’t have the proper experience, a million things go through your mind, but you opt to stay calm and wish yourself success in your new position. Congratulations on your new job!
Best Wishes For New Job To Husband
#60. Honey, I congratulate you! I am incredibly proud to have such a dedicated and wonderful husband like you. Go out and conquer your new workplace.
#61. Every time I see you struggle, it gives me more hope that you’ll achieve greatness in the future. Best wishes for your new endeavor.
#62. God has chosen to bless you because you are truly compassionate. My warmest wishes to you on your new work path, and I hope you have a lot of fun and learn a lot. Congratulations and keep up the good work. Cheers!
#63. I hope your new career brings you considerably more happiness than you currently have. I have faith in you and your hard work. I’m waiting for a call from someone with impressions.
#64. Also, keep in mind everything you learned at your previous job.
#65. Finally, you are self-sufficient, have a family, have purchased a lovely home to call your own, and have landed a fantastic career! I’m really proud of you, and I wish you the best of luck with your work. I hope you reach the top and don’t fall!
Wishes For New Job To Wife
#67. I wish you patience, coffee, joy, sunny mornings, and a successful career in your new employment. I wish you luck, but know that we will always be there for you no matter what happens!
#68. Honey, congratulations! You can now purchase your own diamond and also give me my preferred Play Station. On a more serious note, I am incredibly proud of you. Best regards!
#69. I still can’t believe you quit your previous job. I hope this new job is a fantastic fit for you. I wish you luck for tomorrow.
#71. Hello there, lady! I fell in love with you because of your fearlessness, and I hope you continue to be bold in your new work.
#72. Sweetheart, you got this job because of your determination and hard work; just keep doing your best. Best wishes.
#73. You’ve started a new job! So, next time, the drinks are on you, right? Congrats!
Best Wishes For New Job To Girlfriend
#74. Yes, without a doubt. Congratulations on your new position.
#75. Congratulations on making it out of here alive!
#77. Congratulations on your tremendous achievement. Your dedication and hard work are admirable, and I am proud of you. May you do your absolute best in this new position.
#78. You’ve finally made it! Why not, when you have the necessary talents, abilities, and experience to succeed in your new job? Please accept my heartfelt congratulations!
Best Wishes For New Job To Boyfriend
#79. Congratulations on your new position! You’ll have a hard time finding coworkers who are as odd as we are.
#80. Congratulations! From now on, it appears that you’ll be slacking off at a much more impressive job. Best wishes
#82. You thought you’d never work again after being dismissed… But now take a peek at you! You’ve finally found a new job and are resuming your career. I know it’s difficult, but your family and friends are confident in your ability to succeed! Best of luck!
#83. You are deserving of the best job and the highest pay. You are a world-renowned specialist in your profession. I wish you a successful first day on the job.
#84. Be courteous to your new coworkers, and try to learn as much as you can in your new position. However, don’t forget to keep in touch with your previous coworkers.
New Job Wishes for Colleague
#86. You certainly want your buddy or coworker to succeed in their new position, and there are a few ways to convey this to them:
#87. You were one of the most capable workers here, and I’m confident you’ll do just as well at your new job! Best of luck to you!
#88. Best of luck in your new position! You’ve always motivated us to work hard and give our all in everything we do, so may your enthusiasm bring you good fortune!
#89. Greetings, comrade! We’ll miss you at work, but we can see you making a name for yourself at your new place! Best of luck to you!
#90. Best wishes for your new position! You can now purchase a variety of fantastic items for me! (Don’t forget to get yourself something nice.)
#91. You don’t need luck when you have skills like yours, but good luck with your new career!
#92. Best of luck in your new endeavor!
#93. Wow! You are starting a new job today. I’d like to congratulate you. I’ll wait till later in the evening to celebrate it with you!
#94. I have a lot of respect for you, and I am confident that you will do a fantastic job at your new job. Never lose faith in yourself. I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.
New Job Wishes with a Twist
#96. Change your job, your boss, your compensation, and your way of life. However, please do not alter your current behavior. Thank you for your new position.
#97. Congratulations on your new position! Finally, without having to sell your kidneys, you can afford to buy me a phone.
#98. A new job entails more money, which means more treats for you. Now, where’s my prize? Congratulations?
#99. This new employment brings with it a slew of new opportunities, like breaking new official rules, gossiping about new coworkers, mocking new interns, and cursing new managers. Most importantly, have fun and good luck.
#100. Though I don’t say it often, I’m extremely proud of you, my sister, especially now that you have a job and can afford to buy me the latest X-BOX. Congratulations, and I love you, sis!
#101. We were blown away to learn that the tiny boy who just understood how to browse through his new feed is now an associate. You continue to wow everyone. We are proud of you, and we wish you all the best!
Inspiring New Job Messages
#103. You won’t only be opening the door to your new work on the first day of your new employment. You will be opening the door to new possibilities in life. Congratulations.
#104. Such opportunities only come around once in a lifetime. You are fortunate to have landed such a wonderful position in your field. Congratulations.
#105. Switching jobs is a great way to take control of your career. You’ll learn new abilities and form new relationships as you soar high and far. I’m confident you’ll be wonderful!
#106. Wow! You’re making great progress. That comes as no surprise from someone with your abilities. It’s always a little daunting to be a new person, but rest assured that I’m here to help. You’re going to be fantastic!
#107. I understand your fear. It’s always frightening to try to fit in. But you have nothing to fear because you are amazing, and everyone at your new job will be smitten by your personality. Champ, keep your head up!
#108. Your new workplace will provide you with ample opportunities to express yourself. Others are blown away by your incredible abilities. I’m delighted for you.
Funny “Congratulations on Your New Job” Messages
#110. Getting a new job is a big deal, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a good laugh about it. Here are some amusing ways to commemorate the event.
#111. What’s next-a a huge new home to go with your fancy new job and a slick new wardrobe?
#112. It’s time to start over somewhere new, where no one knows about that time you [funny situation/tale].
#113. Fingers crossed that your new coworkers are as wonderful as we are. You can always come back if you don’t like it!
#114. [Name], I can’t believe you’re abandoning us like this. What are our options? Yes, we’re having a party!
#115. Congratulations on your new position! Your new coworkers have no idea what they’re getting themselves into when they work with you!
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#117. When a friend or family member gets a new job, it is a really exciting event for them. Therefore, don’t forget to wish him a new start and a new professional opportunity. Send him a heartfelt greeting on this historic occasion. This article will assist you in respectfully sharing your feelings.
#118. Good luck with your new career, and I hope that this new chapter in your life will bring you even more success stories. Congrats!
#119. Good luck will always be on your side if you have faith, ambition, hard work, tenacity, flexibility, resolve, and courage. Congratulations on your new job offer.
#120. Best wishes, sweet husband. I wish you the best of luck in your new position, and I hope you enjoy your work to the fullest.
#121. Every job presents a unique set of challenges. You’ve just walked into a new set, a new character, a new universe to create, and you’re trying to become comfortable so you can do your best job. Felicia Day
#122. Wishing you the best promotions and the sweetest success in your new career! Dear friend, best of luck in your new career! You don’t need luck when you have skills like yours, but good luck with your new career!
#123. Working with you was a dream come true for all of us. Wishing you the best of luck in your new position!
#124. May your new employment is fascinating and enjoyable, and may you complete all of your tasks. May you have a lot of success and become the best employee in the company. Congratulations!
#125. Acknowledging someone’s new employment doesn’t have to be difficult; we’ll make it simple for you!
#126. We all know someone who is looking for a new job, has recently landed one or has recently received a promotion. The circumstances vary, but they all revolve around finding a new job and a fresh start in life. Your friends, colleagues, and family would be grateful to hear your warm words of support for them at this critical time. Send one of this good luck for new job quotes and new job wishes from our page to let them know you wish them the best of luck. Congratulations and motivational comments will be an excellent start to their new career.
New Job Quotes
#128. “To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” – Pearl S. Buck
#129. “Hide not your talents, they for use were made; what’s a sundial in the shade?” – Benjamin Franklin
#130. “Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.” – Thomas Edison
#131. “You can have unbelievable intelligence, you can have connections, you can have opportunities fall out of the sky. But in the end, hard work is the true, enduring characteristic of successful people.” – Marsha Evans
#132. “Don’t be too comfortable with employment; discover yourself and see what you can achieve for yourself.” – Sunday Adelaja
#133. “It’s not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts.” – Brian White
#134. “Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for doing it.” – Katharine Whitehorn
#135. “Starting a new job is always scary, or at least for me, it’s always scary. It’s like the first day of school.” – Sean Maher
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